The Principality of Purple Rain 31 is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Prince with an even hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, zero percent divorce rate, and parental licensing program. The hard-nosed, humorless, devout population of 5.899 billion Purple Rain 31ians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of St Paul. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 67.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Purple Rain 31ian economy, worth a remarkable 1,405 trillion dollars a year, is mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 238,238 dollars, with the richest citizens earning 7.4 times as much as the poorest.

Urban graffiti is hand-calligraphed in perfectly kerned elegant fonts, pregnant hitchhikers with signs requesting rides to "competent care" are a common sight on Purple Rain 31ian roads, no-one can foil the ambitions of Big Aluminium, and giggling elementary school newspaper reporters want to know why Prince is a silly poophead. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Purple Rain 31's national animal is the dove, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is Love Symbol.

Purple Rain 31 is ranked 90,362^nd in the world and 639^th in NationStates for Largest Populations, with 5.90 billion capita.